plastic friend
the endless fountain of wealth otherwise known as a credit card.
person 1: i’m broke, got any cash?
person 2: nope i’m out as well
person 1: oh hang on, we’re saved, my wife left her plastic friend in my wallet!
person 2: hallelujah!
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