Plastic Jock


someone of non scottish origin who has lived in scotland long enough to pick up the language,slang and mannerisms of a scot and to the non scots ear may sound scottish but is infact not.may even on occ-ssion claim to be scottish.usually given away by a tw-ng of their original accent,a healthy complexion or lack of ginger hair.

“plastic” as in fake.

“jock” as in commonly used slang for a scotsman.
he may sound a bit scottish but hes english,hes a plastic jock.

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