Plastrification


a condition that occurs when a soldier from the “plastic world” spends too much time in the “real world”. the soldier afflicted with this condition becomes paralyzed and grows a plastic base, ending up like the green army men commonly sold at toystores.
i got my collection of army men when a group of toy soldiers accidentally entered my world, in hopes of finding a lost ally. they were plastrified almost instantly and now spend all there days staring at my wall. that’s plastrification baby.

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