Platci


plaw-tuh-see
for a product’s worth to be deemed unsatisfactory/substandard when compared to its advertised price.
drew: that madcatz controller i bought last night was totally platci. the stupid thing didn’t even work with my console! most fail product i have ever encountered.

kevin:yeh, they suck b-lls pretty hard, but they are epicly cheap.

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