plate bae


if you go to a party, and you fix a man a plate, and you’re not related to that man.

for the duration of time taken to deliver the plate and for him to eat said plate of food, you are considered to be in a relationship.
there she goes fixing a plate for that loser, frank.
i’ll bet she doesn’t even know all she is to him is his plate bae. as soon as he’s finished, he’s gonna kick her out and call up her best friend. watch!

when i moved into an apartment, this little girl who lived across the hall knocked on my door and presented me with a plate of cookies. she totally tried to plate bae me!

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