Platinum Fap
masturbatory perfection. a masturbating experience in which everything goes perfectly, and is even heightened by an unexpected occurrence, happy accident, or just a really good day.
see also fap.
1) “man, the house was totally empty today, so i put some p-rn in the dvd player, cranked the speakers way up, and had myself a platinum fap.”
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- playing doctor
toddlers explore their own and each others’ genitals. they call this game “playing doctor”, probably since at the doctor they’ve had routine examinations of their private parts. adults use the phrase as a “cutesy” way to say “s-x”. “man you look tired!” “yeah robin and i were up all night playing doctor.”
- playing with matches
a local band that rocks! also something that i do regularly to random things i see…like leaves and stuff. ex 1. playing with matches rocks! ex 2. playing with matches rocks!
- pocket beer
a beer (bottle or can) typically stored in one’s pocket while the individual already has one open for consumption. the pocket beer is stored for use in the near future. the dudes up in the 911 always carry pocket beers when going out.
- Pocta
a) marked by obtrusive energy b) marked by driving forceful energy or initiative julie really wants us to like this danny guy. she is being totally pocta about it.