Platonic Smoothie
the activity in which people free from sensual desire, especially in a relationship between two persons of the opposite s-x go out and get a smoothie together. this activity is in no way, shape, or form considered, “cheating” if one of the persons has a significant other.
hockey player: “hey you want to go get a smoothie?”
dancer girl: “yeah, but won’t my boyfriend get mad that we’re spending time together?”
hockey player: “no, we’re just going to get a platonic smoothie, it’s not like it’s a date or anything!”
dancer girl: “awesome! let’s go!”
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