Platt
a cross between a platypus and a bat.
dude, did you go to the ripley’s believe it or not aquarium? they had a platt!
to go on a reality show , knowing that you have no chance of winning, in search of fame.
i think that woman just pulled a platt. she is barred from qualifying because she exceeds the age requirement by 20 gosh darn years.
noun. to have a small p-n-s, even when erect.
guy one: dude i swear you have a platt
guy two: hey man, it satisfied your mum last night
the now hard and rotten faeces on the underside of a toilet after it has not been cleaned for over 2 years.
john licked the platt in oliver’s bathroom yesterday.
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- pulling a mackie
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