Platte County


the worlds most boring town, where there is nothing but football and wrestling.
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the sh-ttiest and most boring town ever in misery, usa.
person1: where do you live?
person2: platte county.
person1: i’m sorry.
a awesome town just because we kick your -ss in every sport doesnt mean you need to get jelous.
platte city kicks -ss
dont be hatin

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