platypus fuck fest
when a group of men dress up as platypus and live with platypus long enough to seduce the female platyus so they can get some of the sweet platyp-ssy
“hey man we should start up the platypus f-ck fest this weekend.”
“tottaly, i’ll gather up the guys and hopefully it doesn’t take long for us to get some of that sweet luscious platypus p-ssy.”
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