platyseal


noun
the corrupted hybrid of a platypus, and a seal. it’s call is resembled as ahoo. it feasts on the blood of the living although it is a gentle creature if it is fed daily.
dude, i just saw a platyseal the other day!!
the rare playseal wanders over in search of blood to feast upon.
one day, mr. platypus was super h-rny, but he could only find a seal to mate with. platypus + seal = platyseal.
we went to the zoo today. we saw a platyseal.

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