Play-Housed


a severe level of alcohol intoxication. when someone is extremely drunk to the point of memory loss, p-ssing out, and violent vomiting on the couch. usually occurs because the victim is in close corners (such as a small play house) where he or she cannot move, causing them to not realize how drunk they are getting until they try to move, and by then it is too late.
so, i heard you guys got caught last night!

yeah man, we were so wasted we don’t even remember actually getting caught, it was sketch.

sucks dude, that’s what happens when you get play-housed.

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