play in the mud
f-cking a chick in the -ss
if there’s no gr-ss flip her over and play in the mud.
playing in the mud is a remedy, common in northern california, for making a woman’s v-g-n- feel tighter, especially after its been stretched out by a large p-n-s. to play in the mud is to first get a woman hot and bothered followed by her stretching her v-g-n- so that you may defecate in it. once the feces is inside you then proceed to have s-x with the v-g-n- enjoying the extra tightness brought about by all the fecal matter inside.
parker: wow ryan, that chick bjorn hooked up with sure has a flappy v-g-n-!
ryan: yeah i know i bet its so wide that they cant even have s-x!
parker: well they could always play in the mud.
ryan: yeah, i suppose…
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