Playing Mustard


involves working your -ss off for a few days prior to taking time off work, as opposed to playing catch-up (ketchup) upon your return to the office afterwards.
“hey bryan, you wanna duck out early today and play a quick 18 with frank and toby down at the country club?”
“i wish man. i’ll be in the office playing mustard for the next 3 days before krista and i head to bermuda for our 10-year anniversary next week.”

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