playing the cello
a s-xual position in which the girl is seated in front of the guy, with her back to him (preferably at a slightly higher height). her legs are spread up and out to the side in a “v”. with his right hand, he tickles the cl-t and with his left hand, he plays with the ever-important left b–b (which is clearly the better of the b–bs). the action thus mimmicks the way in which one would play a cello.
stosh: i heard ryhakins was playing the cello on catherine last week.
zack: really? where’d he learn to do that?
stosh: from rob becker i’d imagine.
1. licking -ss.
2. what one calls the way a cat cleans its -ss.
3. inserting a screwdriver into the r-ct-m.
1. you wanna play the cello before or after the rusty trumpet, sl-t?
2. whoa, check out that fat puss cleaning its puckered -ss!
3. he wouldn’t tell us about the skrilla, so we played his cello yo! he went mad loud on the facts.
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