Pleasure Nazi
a bitter -sshole who creates arbitrary rules or makes it unnecessarily impossible for anyone else to enjoy things just because he doesn’t want them to.
@eureekahavoc: you don’t fool me, iphone 5. i know your internet servers don’t allow us to watch any p-rns, you godd-mn pleasure n-z-.
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