the pledge master serves as the single most important component of fraternal pledgeship. all pledge programs incorporate an exclusive brother who leads each pledge cl-ss through their semester-long pledgeship, and eventually into the brotherhood.
the pledge master is the brother in charge of the pledging process and all hazing rituals. he is the person responsible for your life long nightmares.
the best ship name known to man omg did you see demella?!?!?
- shut that sh*t down
situation is not cool, someone is acting up or being crazy, things got out of hand you’re coming in too hot you better shut that sh-t down!
- cod monster
a person who plays call of duty so much that they physically become a beast when they’re not on it. mum: hey joseph i’m gonna sell cod. gtfo my swamp. joseph: -turns into cod monster-
- those are my mother's books!
as seen in the movie casino: 1. a poorly-crafted attempt to divert suspicion, despite obvious guilt. 2. attempting to flee a bad situation with an ill-conceived method of escape. “little cr-ps figures–very nice, thank you very much, mr. piscano…” “those are my mother’s books!”
- deja jammer
a person wearing pajamas in public during the day, whom you think you recognize, or should. i just realized who that deja jammer we saw was: she’s that lawnchair lady! a person wearing pajamas in public during the day, whom you think you recognize, or should. i just realized who that deja jammer we saw […]