pledgitis
a psychological disorder. usually occurs when a person pledges a fraternity and suddenly thinks they’re hot sh-t, despite being, in fact, the same exact person as they were before bid day. symptoms include sleeping in khakis; being rude, arrogant, standoffish, aloof, or dismissive toward gdis; and belligerent/excessive swagger.
pledgitis usually peaks during the pledging season and recedes with initiation, when the novelty of being a brother begins to wear off. at this point, the person in question will usually revert to his or her normal self.
how a pledge deals with his pledgitis will decide whether or not he will become a true fraternity man or a simple frat boy. whether or not a fraternity sees pledgitis as a temporary phenomenon or as a permanent staple has a large part to play in its ethos.
jon: “hey mike, i’m about to head out to dinner. wanna join me?”
mike: “sorry bro, i’m eating with the frat tonight.”
jon: “dude, i haven’t seen you in five weeks.”
mike: “don’t be gay, i’m not your boyfriend.”
jon: “mike, you better get over your pledgitis before someone shoots you in the face.”
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