plink


the odd little stalk atop of genuine beret. also a tuft of stray hair that simply refuses to lie flat. or a stalk on a piece of fruit you have to pull off prior to consumption (say, on an apple or strawberry).
“zat is not mon beret, zere is no plink!”
“all set for the job interview, except for this darn plink won’t stay down!”
“it’s all right, grandad, i’ve mushed-up all your fruit and de-plinked it”.
see plinking

the act of plinking, or to plink, is to shoot at objects for fun, like tin cans.

its different from bullseye, where one shoots small circles on paper targets, and different from the compet-tive shooting sports such as uspsa which have rules.
with my .22 i plinked at some old soup cans for a couple of hours in the middle of the desert, and left with a large grin!
shorthand for “please link”

“link” refers to a url.
person 1: “i found an awesome video on the web; it’s full of kittens and all sorts of cute animals”

person 2: “plink”
the sound of the digital clock in the tv series 24.
the following takes place between 02:00 p.m. and 3:00 p.m. plink. plink. plink. plink.
a word telling you to answer the question
person 1: how be you??
person 2: hmmm
person 1: plink for f— sake
the sound made by the digital clock in the tv series 24.
the following takes place between 2:00 p.m. and 3:00 p.m. plink, plink, plink, plink…
a drunken mistake.
a child who was born unintentionally while the parents were drunk.
tom and stacy got drunk, had s-x, and had a plink without knowing.

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