ploak
generaly used as a verb, the act of ploaking can be many different things.
1. any act having to do or dealing with horses, televisions, or algebra.
2. being able to see into the future, but it being physically impossible to tell anyone.
3. an infatuation with phalic lingo. (uncommon)
“margerie, tell daniel how to ploak. i tell you it is quite amazing.”
“get the h-ll out of here you ploakers!”
to engage in s-xual acts with a horse.
mark ploaks all day long at the stables.
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