plock


to smack a chicken with your w-ng. a custom found in many asian nations.
wing chan just plocked another one!
(v.) hitting any type of bird or fish a wiener. can also be used to insult someone who has s-x with sl-ts.

plocking/plocker/plockee/plockage/p-lock
“the student trip to the bird-sanctuary was a complete disaster… i’ve never seen so much plockage in my life.”
this is the phonetic pr-nunciation of the 13375p33k (leetspeak) word pl0x, meaning ‘please’. alternate pr-nunciations are ploox, plowx and puh-lowx. normally, plocks is used to add emphasis to a question that may or may not be serious, or as a last ditch attempt to get the desired response.
john: dude, can i have some of your chicken?
james: no way, broham.
john: oh my god, plocks?! i’m so hungry!

joe: hey buddy, can i have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
john: haha..ha..ha. no.
joe: ooo heh, alrighty.
an act which involves one individual dropping his b-lls into the -ss-hole of another during coitus.
“hey pete, you wouldn’t believe the freak that i met last night…she was even game for some plocking!”

“your telling me that you have never plocked?!? dude yolo”

“oh shut up, don’t be a stupid plocker”
plock is a term frequently used to reference a woman’s private area. specifically, this is used when referencing a woman who may have a particularly unattractive area.
that sk-nk is over there throwing her plock all over that guy on the dance floor.
prank-block, when someone denies another person the chance to pull a prank on someone
person 1: hey buddy that chick is checking you out
person 2: where?!
person 3: he’s kidding there is no chick
person 4: mate why’d you plock me?
short for powerlock, the denial of entry (doe) to to a vehicle by failiure of the synchronization of multiple party unlocking procedure.
– can you unlock the door?
– yeah sure!

(both do it almost at the same time)
– hey. can you unlock the door for me?
– i just did it!
– it’s not working, you plocked me!!!!111

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