plonk

cheap wine
from: the on-line hacker jargon file, version 4.2.3:

plonk excl.,vt. usenet: possibly influenced by british slang
`plonk’ for cheap booze, or `plonker’ for someone behaving stupidly
(latter is lit. equivalent to yiddish `schmuck’) the sound a {newbie}
makes as he falls to the bottom of a {kill file}. while it originated
in the {newsgroup} talk.bizarre, this term (usually written “-plonk-“)
is now (1994) widespread on usenet as a form of public ridicule.
st00oid is as st00pid oes. -plonk-
the sound a user makes as it hits the bottom of another user’s killfile bin
some aol user wrote:
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-plonk-
in australian slang –

1: wine. usually referring to cheap wine but not neccessarily.

2: to place something down on a surface (even one’s b-m).
1: do you reckon a couple of bottles of plonk will be enough for dinner?

2: hey, come’n plonk your b-m down and watch the movie, darl.
rhyming slang for cheap white wine.

bottle of blanc (white) = plonk
bring some plonk.
bring a bottle of plonk.
a word used on message boards as a response to some t-rd, to let them know you’ve just put them on ignore.
tom: i hope everyone had a good day today.

t-rd: duh, it’s night here.

tom: -plonk-
a shorted version of plonker meaning a idiotic, moronic, stupid person.
you’re such a plonk, spilling all the milk.