Plonkey
a term describing the backfire of excrement that is released when a donkey punch is delivered.
craig got plonkey all over his d-ck when he donkey punched dave too hard.
an unfortunate animal. this poor creature appears to be the result of some very peculiar genetic affiliations between an eccentric plattypus, h-ll bent on -ssimilating every other species and it’s third victim, the donkey. the plight of the donkey as a species is now -ssured. the plattypus became a demented s-xual fiend when it was sp-wned after the “original” beaver raped a duck.
“sh-t what the sh-t is that humping your leg dude?”
“holy f-cking jesusonapopcicle, thats a f-ckin plonkey”
“your mama was a plonkiphile, you demented freak”
“that f-cking beaver”
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