plopnpull
the act of masturbating while defecating. best done on the plopper.
the aroma of the truckstop toilet was so intoxicating that i had to engage in a plopnpull.
to fap or p–p is human. to plopnpull, devine.
i knew i shouldn’t have jerked off when i felt the full press of a turtle tail. the outcome was inevitable… a plopnpull.
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