Plotnic Friend


a friend of the opposite s-x (often a stripper or lion tamer but not a prerequisite) who is quite expensive to get to know. not to be confused at all with a platonic friend, who is a friend of the opposite s-x with no attractions to one another.
at present there is only one doc-mented case of a plotnic friendship. more research needs to be done to give examples.

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