the ultimate master plower. plows your crops and plows your pops. anyone who has a great p-ssion for tending to agriculture and tending to your lady-friend. the original plowmaster3000 was born and raised in cisco, il.
hot girl 1: “who’s that cute guy wearing overalls over there?”
hot girl 2: “oh he’s a plowmaster3000. last week he cultivated my acre then he plowed my mother.”
- trash pocket
a trash pocket is something that only moms and teenage boys have. it’s where all their trash from the day is stored and later released into the washing machine when they inevitably forget to empty it. nathan didn’t empty his trash pocket; now the washing machine is filled with tissues and gum wrappers.
- k*ller beys
beyonce fans that will literally destroy anyone which might be a threat to their goddess rihanna better watch her -ss, those killer beys aint playin
- autistic puppy
whe you’re doing it doggy style with an autistic girl then she starts to bark like a dog my sister is an autistic puppy
- washing machine fail
when a washing machine self destructs while spinning are you doing washing machine fail?