pls

the way idiots spell “please” plz would be correct grammar. not pls
kat: can i pls get $10?
lizi: -plz, not pls.
short for “please”, used in email by lazy -sshats who put the minimum possible effort into being polite. usually used in messges demanding something that’s trivial for them but a pita for you.
to all staff: pls make sure your t.p.s. reports have the proper covers.
parking lot syndrome. when a group of friends stand around in the parking lot talking and chatting after dinner, a movie, or an event. this usually occurs when deciding on what to do next and can last a few minutes. however, it’s only considered pls if it lasts a considerable amount of time.
“let’s get rid of this pls and decide where to go already! we’ve been out here in this parking lot for an hour and i wanna do something!”
pls = please

more specifically, it’s used as an appeal.
example 1: you think that girl is hot? pls.

example 2: you think you can hook up with that girl? pls.
post lunch sleepiness: the greatest and most dangerous disorder in america today. it affects millions of american workers and or students each and every weekday of the year. the symptoms include lethargy, a strong urge to sleep no matter where you are at the moment, and an inability to focus on anything no matter how interesting it may be.
monty: man, i just finished lunch like an hour ago, and now i got a severe case of pls.
ryan: pls?
monty: yeah, post lunch sleepiness
ryan: oh yeah, i had that real bad on tuesday, and fell asleep under a pile of phone books in the supply room. when i woke up it was 6 at nite, and everyone was gone.
monty: yeah, pls sucks.
pls or plys is used mostly by turks at mmorpgs games, especialy at sro. it’s the word please actually but in turk dialect
1. pls man gold.

2. ok man 10kk plys
parking lot special. when a man receives a bl-w j-b in either his or his date’s car while in a public parking lot. preferably, the pls will occur on your first date in your date’s car.
bruce: “hey dude how’d your date go with that wh-r-fish you met at the car wash? get laid?”
eddie: “nah but i got a pls in the taco cabana parking lot”
bruce: “did you celebrate with a chicken quesadilla?”
puppy love syndrome: usually occurs in teenagers and it is when they think that they are in love, but in reality it is just puppy love.
dad 1: ya i had 2 take hi in to the doctor the other day…
dad 2: y?
dad 1: he has a bad case of pls..
dad 2: o….is that like mono?
dad 1: nope its puppy love syndrome….
dad 2: o sh-t i hope my daughter does’nt get infected too….