Pluck and Fuck
removing one’s contacts before making s-xual advances on a girl of below average looks. usually done in conjunction with drinking heavy amounts of alcohol and having no respect for yourself or your nightly conquest.
chad-“dude you hear larry f-cked that girl kate?”
tate- “ohh f-ck, dude she is a troll. how the f-ck could he do that to himself?”
chad- “yeah dude, he pulled a pluck and f-ck. popped the contacts out right on the bar and then just dove in, pretty sure she saw him do it. sh-t was nasty to watch.”
pluck and f-ck, often shortened to p&f, is a mating ritual originating in barretts niteclub, mountbellew, w.ireland. it entails the male picking up his perspective mate, lifting her over the shoulder and depositing her in a more suitable location more conducive to shifting and/or s-xual intercourse.
a: saw you talking to a fine bit of stuff last night at the bar, where did you disappear to, did you give her the pluck and f-ck?
b: nah, plucked her alright but the bouncer stopped me and told me to put her down.
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