wet sh*tty *sshole
your father should wash his plum hole
someone who can make others smile just by being herself. but the rest of the time she’s clueless as h*ll. we all need a mizpah in our lives. you’re being so mizpah right now!
- wanna get frosty
in canadian slang this means “do you want to chill and burn?” person 1: hey man whats up? person 2: nm man, wanna get frosty?
- the doschek effect
the feeling of being in utter disbelief of how perfect some else is. the awe inspiring perfection that is that person. commonly used to describe one you like. “you’re better then perfect. you make me feel the doschek effect every time we speak. it’s not fair.”
- spartian helmet
when a male puts his b*lls on both of his partners ears and lays his d*ck down the middle of the forhead man i can’t believe she let me give her a spartian helmet