this is the purple/brown like color your thumb turns into after over exerting it into someone’s -n-s (including your own), causing it to slightly become bruised also
dude, can i borrow your gloves for today? me and neil were playing hitchhiker s-x all night and now i got plum thumb from it being up his -ss for so long….
when your bowels arent moving when you want them too or when you dont feel like taking a sh-t -sam is trying to take a sh-t- sam:f-ck it.i’m going to poocrastinate taking as much time on the sh-tt-r as possible to delay working on another, more important project. when one poocrastinates they sit back, relax […]
- power spoon
when you’re little spoon but you -ssert your dominance by reaching back and putting your fingers in their b-tt “yeah, we cuddled afterwards but she was power spoon…i’m scarred for life tbh” “who’s your daddy??”, he said as he -sserted his position as power spoon
a common version of pewdiepie, often used in a derp version pewdiepie: hey guys poodiepie here for epsode 9001of happah whels
the span of sl-t birth years between which the present day individual can procure. baller-w’s poonspan was just shy of two decades on his most recent trip home – he banged the coug a day after railing the ol’ high school sweetheart four years his junior from behind.
- pretzel crunch
when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having s-x and proceeds to “crunch” you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually -ssociated with this position. “how was your night kelly?” “john pretzel crunched me so hard, i couldn’t breathe.”