Plump and Dump
dating a hot little lady and than you feed her as much as you can to plump her up. than u dump her when shes fat
every morning,lunch, dinner i made my girlfriend eat more than usual just filling her plate. after constantly doing this everyday my girlfriend got fat. once she was plump and dumped her for her friend.
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