Plump Tulip


when a woman’s v-g-n- is swollen from not using enough lube during rough s-x; tulip is an english oronym for “two lip” or female genitalia in this case.
“man look at my v-g-n-! you gave me a plump tulip! next time we need to use more lube!”

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