plumped


f-cked by a fat chick; frumped by a fatty or plumper. being made into a plumper pumper against one’s better judgment or even involuntarily. getting fat b-tched.
it was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. we all said “hog hard or hog home” and told each other “happy hogging”. john had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. he claimed that he had been fat b-tched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. we knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk f-cker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.
someone who is starting to get fat. they were average weight, but now getting bigger.
man ever since her man left her, maria has been getting plumped!
the act of getting completely owned or “plumped.”
“yo get plumped.”

“you just got plumped.”

when you play the board game candyland and get the plumpy card, you just got plumped.

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