Plutard


noun- an object, person, or place that is less than it seems.

adjective- describing a person place or thing that is less than advertised.

derived from former-planet-that-couldn’t, pluto. celestial objects of pluto’s m-ss are now referred to as plutoids.
“that jeff… why does he always act like he’s a hot shot?”
“yeah, he’s a real plutard.”

“jeff’s saturn that was allegedly a porsche is plutarded.”

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