PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought)


a period of silence in the middle of a digital chat or after an email you sent, where you fear that something you said might have been horribly misconstrued
omg, having a m-ssive pma (paranoid miscommunication afterthought) after telling jackie that i’d be interested in having no strings attached (nsa) s-x with her – does she now think i’m not interested in her? does she think i’m a player and this is my style? should i clarify on our date tonight? are we even on for tonight? why won’t she respond on bb im? why won’t she answer my calls now? how do i make it right? arghhh!!!

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