pmbj
post mortum bl-w j-b. when you purposefully die with a b-n-r and end up with rigor mortis. this makes everyone at the funeral want to give you a pmbj
danielle: did you go to rick’s funeral?
margarete: yeah! they shouldve closed his casket! -laughs-
danielle: well if they did he wouldnt have gotten that bomb -ss pmbj i gave him
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