PMFP


a frequently used acronym used mainly during instant messaging conversations after something extremely hilarious has occured. the meaning is simply; p-ssing my freaking pants.
samantha: you know i don’t speak spanish you dirty cuban
melinda: pmfp! that was so funny!
a superduper word that is used to display the action of p-ssing in ones pants. if you use this, you are pretty freaking cool.
carmen: i like to picture jesus as a mysterious badger.
elizabeth: dude im totally pmfp right now
p-ssed my f–king pants

chat room abbreviation from pmp
pmfp you’re so funny!!

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