PMS tokens


one who is enraged to the point of resembling a women going through a menstrual cycle.

tokens refer to a type of creature used in the popular trading card game, magic.

add the two together and you get an army of little heathens running across a battlefield raping, plundering, and burning you with large, blunt objects of considerable force.
“dude, you totally just pms’ed tokened me!”

“ok, i better go before you whip out your pms tokens.”

bob used his 99/99 pms tokens on steve. steve ran away in fear of being overrun by small demons emanating from bob’s pores.

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