PMSsage
a portmanteau of “pms” and “message.” refers to the text messages that arrive from one’s girlfriend/mistress/wife when she is on the verge of menstruation.
frequent topics of a pmssage: include weight gain, one’s former girlfriends/mistresses/wives, ice cream, and the notebook.
bill (looking at his cell phone): well, it’s bl-wj-b week.
davey: how do you know?
bill: i just got a pmssage from sally. she wants to know what the f-ck happened to the ice cream in the freezer. i’m guessing she ate it.
davey: all hail the red queen.
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