PNS


an unreal pants and shoes combination.
check out this guy’s p ‘n s!
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stands for “p-n-s needs stroking”. considered to be the male version of pms. common symptoms include, but are not limited to: tension, irritability, anxiety or depression, trouble sleeping, headache, appet-te changes or food cravings. most common in married men over 30.
-what’s with james? seems like if he’s not sleeping, he’s heading to the buffet for crab legs. and didn’t he punch a hole through his flatscreen the other day??? -his wife won’t put out, man. he’s suffering from some serious pns.
pre-nicotine syndrome. describes the b-tchy, cranky, irritable mindstate prior to having the day’s first cigarette.
why don’t you go have a smoke instead of acting like a p.n.s.ing b-tch?
post nap syndrome
that awful feeling you get when you wake up from a nap.
man, i feel like sh-t after my nap, p.n.s. sucks!
acronym for post nut syndrome
pns – acronym for post nut syndrome
an acronym for p-n-s needs sucking, a term used to describe a male’s monthly mood swings.
john’s been so b-tchy lately. it must be p.n.s.
post-nightmare syndrome. when you stay up for ahwile after having a nightmare, or just the annoying replay of scenes fom the nightmare the day after having it.
person #1: dude i stayed up for two hours after that nightmare last night
person# 2: yeah….pns sucks.

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