Pocket Asian


an exclusively asian person who is under your control, as either
1. the smart kid who does all your work for you
2. a boyfriend/girlfriend
3. a personal slave/servant
1. hey, where’s my pocket asian? i need the calculus homework.
2. have you seen vik’s pocket asian? she’s really hot, and i hear she makes good rice.
3. my pocket asian, wu yu kwan, doesn’t mind carrying my books.
an asian that easily fits anywhere one chooses to place it. can be a compliment or an insult depending on how one uses it.
compliment: “i p-ssed my math test because of my pocket asian.” give thumbs up
insult: “your girl must have left you since you were a pocket asian!” insert evil laugh
a pet-te asian girl.
wow check out that pocket asian leaning on that rice rocket.
racist offensive term. jeremy tuttle go to h-ll
pocket asian is a racist term just like porch monkey

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