pocket jizz


a small container of man juice carried in one’s pocket to be thrown in an enemy’s face. can be used for self defense purposes or to defile a lesser human being.
travis: hey aren’t you…?
al: pocket j-zz! -throws pocket j-zz-
travis: aah my eyes!
al: bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.

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