pocket mail
when someone accidentally calls you while their phone is their pocket, usually resulting in a voicemail cl-sterf-ck of m-ffled clamor. it may go on for hours, and wastes at least one minute of your day before you realize you just recieved some pocket mail.
that f-cktard steve dave just left me another piece of pocket mail and i swear i could hear his d-ck this time.
when your phone is in your pocket and you got a text message.
-phone in pocket-
-ring ring-
friend: whoa somone has pocket mail (:
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