pocket parasite
a pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.
my ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. i took care of him the whole time we were together. i should have claimed him on my taxes.
Read Also:
- pickel jar
another word for a p-ssy i put my d-ck in her pickel jar
- pimp powder
pimp powder is the fake substance used by pimps to slap hoes pimp: where’s my money hoe: well uhh ?!!? pimp: hit me – shake shake – – slap –
- pinapple express
the act of quickly inserting a pinapple in to ones -n-s i need to loosen that -ss up. how bout the pinapple express? a type of s-xual intercourse between two friends, or people wanting to be more than friend, or between boyfriend + girlfriend. involves boxers with ‘pinapple express’ written on the back, palm trees […]
- pit crumbs
the small, white, crumb-like b-lls that gather under your arm in your pit region. these are products of white solid deodorant applied in the morning normally on a hot, humid day. not very attractive when wearing a sleeveless shirt, especially a guy with long pit hairs. he needs to switch to clear deodorant because his […]
- polish tiddlywinks
a game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their b-tt cheeks. when they reach the “finish” they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner. those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of polish […]