pocket pinball
masturbating through one’s pants.
instead of listening to my boss, i played pocket pinball during our meeting.
masturbating through your pockets, usually when someone is bored, or there is a s-xy lady sitting across from you at a business meeting.
employee: it seems like the new guy always keeps his hands in his pockets. what’s up with that?
boss: he has a habit of playing pocket pinball
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