Pocketlion
a small lion that fits in one’s pocket and is used to attack unsuspecting victoms. pocketlions can be deflected, but if it’s done too late…well…it’s too late.
“i have a lion in my pocket.”
“oh no, not a pocketlion!”
a mini lion that is in your pocket. these creatures are thrown at unsuspecting victims and you scream “pocketlion!” whilst throwing it. they are able to be deflected by the few selected creators of the pocketlion.
sam: hey kalvin, what’s up?
kalvin: pocketlion!
sam: deflected.
kalvin: d-mn.
a term for a yuppie or sn-bbish type as a joke of the lower cl-ss that has been based on the lion crest often found on polo shirts and near driveways
my friend john just gave his son a porsche for graduation. they are so pocket lion.
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