pocketries
general thing that you keep in your pocket i.e. mobile, wallet.
have you got your phone?
oh sh-t, i left all my pocketries at home
1. the subtle science of prison walletage.
2. to be well versed in pocket holding in the socially ranked arbitrary hierarchy usually reserved to the incarcerated populations.
3. the fine art of decorative embroidery of one’s pocket.
ex 1:
rico had been expanding his capacity over the past 2 years. pocketry helped him become the main supplier of the yard.
ex 2:
prison b-tches often practice pocketry as a survival mechanism.
ex 3:
sally tailored joker’s pocket to sleepy’s liking. it featured a tasteful depiction of the virgin mary accompanied by olde english lettering.
items a man always puts in his pockets every morning before he leaves. keys, money, pocket knife.
john: where’s jeff going?
ron: back in his house, he forgot his pocketries.
john: k.
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