pointy shit
when you’re sitting on the toilet and you feel the pain of a sh-t moving through your bowels in preparation of evacuation from your -rs-hole. when it hits, your hole feels like it’s ripping in two and you’re sh-tting an isosceles triangle.
“my -rs- was almost ruined by that pointy sh-t i did!”
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