Poison Gnome


closely related to poison dwarf, just a little cuter. has a strange adversion to poles but does not have to be of the fishing kind.
mike: “hey dude, did you see the way shabs acted last night?”
fred: “yeah, vindictive little cow but she really knows how to work the pole”
mike: “friggin poison gnome!!!”

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