Poké Rolled
when you’re playing pokémon go and your phone vibrates, so you excitingly look for a pokémon, but it’s just a text.
-phone vibrates-
me: i hope it’s a blastoise!
-sees text message-
friend: what is it?!?
me: just a text…
friend: d-mn, you got poké rolled
#pokemon go pokemon funny
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